“I should have told you this a long long time ago. But this was the first time we are speaking to each other , Dear Customer care. People know not to wake me. If its early morning (Out of question) , mid afternoons , early evenings. No let me rephrase... NEVER wake me up... but you called for a credit card which is the last thing i can legally have... Your boss must have given my number to call and it would be your job to pitch me a possible stumble in to buying one from you. But my brain is in this temporary state where logic is also sleeping. Only one emotion is woken up for the initial seconds.... RAGE... but i woke up as i asked “come again”, if you are in my close circle of friends and family , i wud have asked "Why me? ". my frnds are known to wake me as early as 5am , but they wud be shouting from the middle of the street , calling my name 5 times... i won’t mind as the whole street is woken up and mostly it used to be for math classes or cricket... if it’s from work , i won’t mind much even tho i wud getting up cursin my life. I should say that I wud hav politely refused to your call if i was awake... but no ... my primal brain had to decimate you for waking us up. Especially after yu made the stupidest reason for waking me up in your Hinglish “Your salaree coming to bank , so yu get credit card from me “... I thought “Screw you , hinglish speaking expatriate who had nothing better to do than waking me with the reason not worth giving ” AND with that , you were served .. this above paragraph is my sober sorry for the time of pain and rage i gave u , even tho yu wer askin for it. " After tendering the apology, let’s stick to what I came here for. LOGIC
One thing I learnt from that ordeal is ,In temporary moments of potential rage situations , my brain in the initial seconds gets warmed up for war, then logic takes over and has the courtesy to ask "Who is your daddy?" .. I usually don’t get verbal that much... But the time was perfect to unleash on that soul... Waking up can be one of the worst part of my day. i hate it as much as i hate the next seconds after waking up. So my day had started and i had to move on to the next social realm...
Being an early 20's guy working in Middle East is probably not that fun. But my job is interesting so im sticking on. So i have not much time to play cricket, hangout with friends or serving defeats to FIFA gamers. All i have is my work, thoughts of Chennai and some 1.7tb of movies and tv series. Major part of the free time goes pointlessly in theories
One of the theories i stumbled upon aimlessly was Life after death.
Logic and guess work from various religions, thinkers, historians, Theists and Atheist, have put so forth some versions. My version just popped when i was eating masala dosa and milkshake from baskin robbins. So i figured what we do when we die. Everyone must have thot that.. Sure... but what do we really do.. Firstly Let’s take the usual and easy , god approach. So many religions in the world... do we reach our corresponding realms...What if i want to see how the other religion's realms are? ... Is there an orientation program with god? We get to know about him , what was and is his plan for the rest of the world..Then we get forms like the ones of immigration.... what path to choose ... reincarnation? (Sure) , administration (Y not) and more.. And so life after death might be interesting with God.
Then i got all serious and realistically imaginative... to be totally real ...i took the approach where god is not a possibility... jus for the sake of covering all possibilities.... I'm always cautious of aapu as in being pwned. .So my version will be sans of bulbs only my idea of gethu ness...
So I die ... I reach the next place... welcomed by some ppl and they tell me, “so yu have died, we are sorry for the state of your family.. dont worry they will join when the time is right for them... now to the best part... they let me know “this is a massive resort for the mankind... yu can make best use of all it has to offer... and you can choose two things... one stay here for a while and see what we have to offer which is in your best interest OR go back to earth , be born in any country/ religion yu want..” So being me , i will say , “what yu have to offer?” they take me to this private home theatre... they tell me , here all your life's memories are stored. its chronologically categorized in addition to memorable events (The whole lot)... They also tell me time is not an issue... dont kno if food wud be an issue. if so give access to all cuisines , y not , its my version... they play a small teaser version of my life.. Memories, recorded incidents and stuff ... so i get to replay my whole life... i get to revisit the times... Not a bad option... They also tell me , in the mean time , at any point yu can step out and either help us here assist incoming dead people or reincarnate back to world.. i say i will think about it... and i see if any known family , friends are also in the same area... to invite them later on...and with that I sit ,keep my legs on the table, get the remote and Hit play...
