A-Thee-ism

I earnestly don’t know why i wandered to this topic all of a sudden. Firstly I’m not the right guy to talk about these things because I have no prejudice ,  I’m equally bemused. The fight between Religion and Science is my Half hour of Sit Com.  Secondly , I took this because I had a logic-less yet Crystal clear theory from a staunch theist acquaintance of mine on how all things in this universe are bound by rules (Dharma) to ensure life is experienced (rather than gone thru)  in a methodical path with a promise of salvation and as always how bad things happen when rules are broken. We will get to that later .. So here we are .

Person A: I’m Jehovah’s Witness

Atheist: Nope

 “Atheism : The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. “

Atheists are a type of Call out specialists. A set of people who are willing to bring out the uncomfortable truth...They let it be known of the dimensions and coordinates of that large zit on your nose. They inform about the ration card credentials of the one who unleashed that rampage fart in that small room .The Call-Out Specialist can be annoying, crude and awkward. But they're also an integral part of any social group, working to keep everyone accountable. The only difference between Atheists and Pessimists is they don’t have an agenda, they are rational and won’t mind taking the cold truth rather than a half garbled Garbage.  

  

In the golden words of the great George Carlin,

“In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I got to tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!”

You are a shadow of an Atheist if you think Americans are Arrogant and Ignorant if they deem it necessary that all Chinese and Japanese been known as Asians or the fact that Americans had and have no culture on their own neither do they had the land they have an empire out of being exceedingly good at bullshitting.  You disagree with them, Disagreeing and agreeing to an issue is as similar as being an Atheist and Theist. Its just that the issue here is a Comedy of a Tragedy... U can’t appreciate Theism unless u have an atheist pointing your gaping holes.  I think Theists secretly question themselves and one of their fundamentalists stands up and proclaims to not waver from their faith as it would make them eligible for the direct finals of Fear Factor in Hell.

I hear out the Theist point of view man  , I really do ... because let’s face it’s a damn good story line. Fantasy, Heroes (so many of them to look up to) , their flashbacks , villains , magic , weapons , incantations , wars  and even the freaking holy books that are based on. Come on, we have to respect them, they stand for they believe. But their bubble is too thick that they might never realize. Theists are like the frequent victims of Trolling; they just sing and dance right into the pothole. Atheists are just screwing with theists with logic, Atheists actually don’t care if there is a god… they are just hell bent at breaking the bubble for the fun of it.  Sometimes I admire Theists for the fact they have had focus on their story since mankind’s knowledge of time, leave out the questionable logic and unnecessary package deals .They just keep going on man. Undisputed.

This amusing duality is my occasional entertainment… But I have been known to Troll some believers and have some unconfirmed sightings of some religious chores….. However fact remains that, nobody brings the truth, they just keeping going on and on just like a corporate media news channel debate.

I can’t type about my set of people because we were the set of pupils who were busy throwing chalk pieces at each other rather than hearing out our lecture and decide what is up with that. We simply don’t care. When bored or poked , we just confuse both the sides .   

Esoteric Questions

I had a few mins to spare while waiting for my train to Essen .I could have plugged in the music that will hold the Tonotopic parts of my body and ensure this constant elevated emotion from my awesome playlist . Leaving me the minimal effort to just have focus on the surrounding which by itself will seem quite different with music in my ears. Sadly my iPod ran out of charge, with that my freedom to violate unsecured public Wi-Fi. So i was being cornered by this situation. However it’s not unusual for me to space out for a while and focus or ponder on topics that might for some reason can be deemed Gratuitous. Evidently, i attempted to push time as i had nothing to do. Sans of Inhibitions, I zoned out of Antwerp central station, So to speak

Frankly speaking, my real concern on humanity and my relation with earth is what the point of all this evolution is? . A Futile growth which gives no real answers to the reason behind the universal development. Right from algae to Homo sapiens we are evolving nonstop. Are we going to give way to new mode of species as Apes did to us? Perhaps evolution into a better race who can handle the truth and reason behind the God Theory/ Big Bang logic.

Globally speaking we are advancing, better networked, socio metrically fused with a psychological wellbeing. So it’s fair to say that we as a human entity are at our peak at this very second. Would you say that this thought would not have come across a person in different timelines? Say the guy who invented a wheel, with his improved mobility would he not marvel at his growth and be superior to the ones without? OR an Aryan man in early 18th century with advent of indo European cultures and thought process? OR A renaissance man at his time would have felt this is how far humans could stretch intellectually? Yet time has proved us all wrong. They all improved meteorically in all realms of Science, Religion or Intellect as whole. We are in early mid of 2011 and we are still growing, at a level so fast that our ancestors or humans from earlier centuries would see us as Gods. Well we are Flying in space, Inventing new stuff, building sky scrapers, communicating far better, Intensified cultures and our human intellect is tuned for even more development. So where is this all going to take us to? We are growing but to were? To what extent? What’s the point of growing? So let’s say we die in our 60’s or 70’s just like everyone before us died , they dint see what’s happening now , we might not see what’s going to happen after our time. If so then what’s this baseless pursuit of money, struggle, survival about? Conveniently a Theist will argue that you reach moksha or eternity, a way to reach God.  As much as I respect every religion, this borders on belief and hope which I won’t prefer for solid answers.

Mankind has dealt with what the earth and moon are about (to some extent). No real answer over there ... Get born , study , earn , Survive , grow family , develop them , enjoy earth and die. Bored of this ritual. High time we seek the answers out there, in cosmic space. Where there are no cranes or hangers for planets and stars. Real “SPACE”. That is where the real answer lies to the Esoteric question that man has been asking for centuries. What is out there? Who put them there? . Why are they rotating? Astronomy, Astro-physics , solar study , celestial exploration are roaring in with huge impacts. Every branch of science is at its peak at this very second. Are we going to see the point of all this?  Might as well know the reason why mankind is growing with belief and hope that everything happens for a reason and we have a god above us.

 Imagine there is a man or woman or a being sitting outside this cosmic space , with this huge crystal ball and that ball being the entire cosmic space. Does he/she/that zoom in and see what are we doing in earth? How we are making contact with other planets and letting out satellites all-round the area? Is he/she/that the judge to all this? or Do we have alternate dimensions? perhaps all the material (Movies , TV series , Stories , books , facts and theory) which suggest alternate realities or dimension are possible? Everyone in this earth has this cosmic right to know why are we in earth? Why not in Jupiter or Saturn ? You and I , can argue the conditions were right and we came into being .If so different conditions were right enough for different set of species in any other planet? By logic, a proper rational question always has an answer.  There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows.

And universe responded by giving me my train back to Essen. : P