A-Thee-ism

I earnestly don’t know why i wandered to this topic all of a sudden. Firstly I’m not the right guy to talk about these things because I have no prejudice ,  I’m equally bemused. The fight between Religion and Science is my Half hour of Sit Com.  Secondly , I took this because I had a logic-less yet Crystal clear theory from a staunch theist acquaintance of mine on how all things in this universe are bound by rules (Dharma) to ensure life is experienced (rather than gone thru)  in a methodical path with a promise of salvation and as always how bad things happen when rules are broken. We will get to that later .. So here we are .

Person A: I’m Jehovah’s Witness

Atheist: Nope

 “Atheism : The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. “

Atheists are a type of Call out specialists. A set of people who are willing to bring out the uncomfortable truth...They let it be known of the dimensions and coordinates of that large zit on your nose. They inform about the ration card credentials of the one who unleashed that rampage fart in that small room .The Call-Out Specialist can be annoying, crude and awkward. But they're also an integral part of any social group, working to keep everyone accountable. The only difference between Atheists and Pessimists is they don’t have an agenda, they are rational and won’t mind taking the cold truth rather than a half garbled Garbage.  

  

In the golden words of the great George Carlin,

“In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I got to tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!”

You are a shadow of an Atheist if you think Americans are Arrogant and Ignorant if they deem it necessary that all Chinese and Japanese been known as Asians or the fact that Americans had and have no culture on their own neither do they had the land they have an empire out of being exceedingly good at bullshitting.  You disagree with them, Disagreeing and agreeing to an issue is as similar as being an Atheist and Theist. Its just that the issue here is a Comedy of a Tragedy... U can’t appreciate Theism unless u have an atheist pointing your gaping holes.  I think Theists secretly question themselves and one of their fundamentalists stands up and proclaims to not waver from their faith as it would make them eligible for the direct finals of Fear Factor in Hell.

I hear out the Theist point of view man  , I really do ... because let’s face it’s a damn good story line. Fantasy, Heroes (so many of them to look up to) , their flashbacks , villains , magic , weapons , incantations , wars  and even the freaking holy books that are based on. Come on, we have to respect them, they stand for they believe. But their bubble is too thick that they might never realize. Theists are like the frequent victims of Trolling; they just sing and dance right into the pothole. Atheists are just screwing with theists with logic, Atheists actually don’t care if there is a god… they are just hell bent at breaking the bubble for the fun of it.  Sometimes I admire Theists for the fact they have had focus on their story since mankind’s knowledge of time, leave out the questionable logic and unnecessary package deals .They just keep going on man. Undisputed.

This amusing duality is my occasional entertainment… But I have been known to Troll some believers and have some unconfirmed sightings of some religious chores….. However fact remains that, nobody brings the truth, they just keeping going on and on just like a corporate media news channel debate.

I can’t type about my set of people because we were the set of pupils who were busy throwing chalk pieces at each other rather than hearing out our lecture and decide what is up with that. We simply don’t care. When bored or poked , we just confuse both the sides .